Dear [insert name here],

Summer has arrived. A time when friends and family can pursue leisure activites non-stop. I wish my family was like that. My parents have taken away nearly everyting I own in anticipation for summer. No games, no ipod, no movies, no spending the night over at friends houses. Thank God I still have my computer. What would I do without you NewGrounds or Youtube. And let's not forget StupidVideos or DeviantArt. Thank you to all the thousands of game developers and technical support guys that make MMORPG's possible. Thank you to all the millions of video makers that post their garbage online for everyone else to watch (sometimes a good video comes along, but rarely). And last, but definetly not least, thank you to the guys that made the internet. You have done the impossible. You have made a magical place where all the psycho's, idiots, and pervs can hang out in the safety of their own homes(instead of at the mall or the beach). Yeah, not so much on that last sentence.
Thank you to everyone that has contributed something to anything.
Sincerely,
Vagabundo
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